watching: House, M.D.
reading: The Cuckoo's Calling
writing: restart
keep your head up, keep your heart strong.

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

ghostydog:

it’s so weird to me when people are good at describing their emotions when i’m mostly sitting here going like “i’m probably sad? based on previous data i am always sad so i am probably sad right now, or i’m not feeling anything at all. i’m not sure? oh wait. i have this weird almost nauseous feeling in my stomach right now and i don’t think im anxious so yeah. sad. probably. 80% sure.”

lameorgy:

when my friends ask me for money 

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cartel:

one day i aspire to shop price high to low

ralphwigguum:

all these people falling in love with chris pratt now that he’s in shape smh

always remember chubby pratt

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